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Sekarang buka penutup matanya
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Cerita Lucu - Pada suatu hari sang pacar ingin memperlihatkan rumah baru ke calon istrinya. Sampai di rumah baru, calon istrinya itu ditutup dulu matanya, katanya supaya suprise.

"Ini kita udah sampe ke rumah baru kita, nah sekarang kita ada di ruang keluarga," kata si cowok. Calon istrinya tidak sabar untuk melihat ruang keluarganya itu, tapi sang pacar bilang, "Jangan dulu, masih banyak yang laen yang akan kuperlihatkan." Tiba-tiba alarm mobilnya berbunyi. "Eh, saya akan lihat dulu yach ke depan, tapi kamu kagak boleh buka mata kamu dulu, janji yach!" pinta si cowok. Waktu menunggui itulah si calon istri ini pengen kentut, ahkirnya ia kentut juga, keras banget bunyinya, tuuuuuuuuut!!!! Belum lagi bau banget...

"Waduh, untung kagak ada siapa-siapa, kan kalo kecium ama si dia bisa malu gua, bau banget lagi, kipas kipas ahhhhh biar cepet ilang," pikir sang calon istri. Tidak lama kemudian si pacar datang, "Lama yach, maaf... Nah sekarang kita buka penutup matanya yach..." Jreeeng bukan sulap bukan sihir, ternyata di ruang keluarga itu terdapat seluruh keluarga si pacar dari nenek, kakek, mami, papinya ampe keponakannya.


 
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